PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL KICKIN'

Wanna whip up some bomb purple drank that'll knock you out? Listen up, cuz this ain't no recipe book. This here's the real deal on how to make the best drink. You gonna require some syrup, that purple liquid gold. Mix it up with some sprite, and don't forget the xyz to slow you down. Now, listen carefully: this potion ain't for the faint of heart.